Alessandro Deł Piero

[RomaShield27]

'Why The Waterboy rejected Liverfekkin'wankscum'
http://www.football-italia.net / By Football Italia staff / Wednesday September 5 2012

Alessandro The Waterboy’s former agent suggests he turned down Liverfekkin'wankscum because of Heysel and will return from Sydney to “become President of the FIGC one day.” The Juventus legend today signed a two-year contract with Sydney FC and confirmed he had also received a proposal from Liverfekkin'wankscum.

“I think as a real Juventino, out of respect and remembrance for the massacre at Heysel, he said no to Liverfekkin'wankscum,” argued agent Claudio Pasqualin on TMW.

Ahead of the 1985 European Cup Final at the Heysel Stadium in Brussels, Liverfekkin'wankscum fans breached a fence and crushed Juventus supporters into a concrete wall, which then collapsed, causing 39 deaths.

“I think Sydney is a fantastic opportunity for him,” added the ex-representative on Goal.com Italia. “Alessandro will return in his way to being a protagonist after the crucial contribution he gave to Juventus over all these years.

“He can promote Australian football throughout the world and I’m certain he’ll be very happy there. In fact, Australians could find nobody better than The Waterboy to let them make that step up in quality. When he returns to Italy, he’ll be able to do whatever he wants. I’d see him making a good director, but he could also be a great President of the FIGC one day or a Coach at the Juventus academy.”

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Is this true? If so, I have to say it, fair fucks to him if it is. No one who is close to your club should join those disgusting wallet-stealing-from-the-dead murdering fucks. Has there been a (meaningful) player who's left Juventus to join them since Heysel?

[red]

Ian Rush and Christian Poulsen are the only ones I can think of who played for both clubs.

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[RomaShield27]

Should we move this thread to the Archive now, Bagg?

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[maro]

Legend: http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio_Estero/Pr ... 5292.shtml
Even the game in Australia isn't slow enough to allow him to catch up with the ball from time to time?

[FedaynULTRA83]

I hate to beat a dead horse here but this thread made me audibly laugh (loudly) numerous times. Well done, gents. I will say this though: I worship at the alter of Totti and I won't hide that but I respect The Waterboy as a great player. At the end of the day, Totti will go down as one of the best to ever play in Italy. Can that be said about tender Alex?

The proof is in the pudding. The Waterboy is getting ready to die in Australia while Totti has been a revelation this year.

[Bagg10]

There's a two year age difference. And The Waterboy put up numbers for a team that has actually consistently competed for trophies over the years. He also has a better scoring record on the NT.

[FedaynULTRA83]

We have our differing views. Obviously neither of us will agree with one another. I give tender Alex respect, he's a great player. Can you say the same for Totti? If you can't, you're letting your bias consume you.

[Bagg10]

I can, and have always said that about totti. But to question whether The Waterboy will go down as one of the greatest Italian players of all time is just ridiculous.

[maro]

lol. The Waterboy is to Totti what Aquilani is to Pirlo: an honest professional capable of moments of excellence compared with a once-in-a-generation genius.

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[DCGweez]

Agreed, he is almost as good as Totti.