AC Milan general spiel 2.0

[The MAN]

Important win but we should've buried them with 4-5 goals and instead we foolishly turned a game that was dead and we totally controlled into an open contest in those last 15 minutes, i would've blamed it all on Ibra had we tied up, this bastard is really doing all he can to cancel the good work of his in the first half of the season....he also missed 2 glorious chances that would've made Robinho proud... I hope Milan disciplines him for his red card but his absence could be a blessing in disguise...we're also getting Cassano back next week.

That said, it was good to see some chemistry between him and Pato, I thought they're linking up fairly well this game, more than in previous games when they started together...the defence did reasonably well in the absence of Nesta, Allegri should give Yepes the week off to shoot his latest porno, it's well earned

[vtec]

yeah, it was a very big win for us. with napoli and inter both getting easy wins, it was a must-win, even. i am actually worried about the 3 point gap between us and napoli. we have a tough schedule down the stretch and they can easily nip us for the scudetto despite us having picked up six points against them. we're not out of the clear with inter yet either.

according to my famous spreadsheet, inter only have an 13% chance of beating us, but napoli have a 28% chance. if we were to assume that these events were independent, then there would be a roughly 40% chance of us still losing the scudetto. however, there is some correlation there, so the true number is probably around 35%.

[Bagg10]

Hey SP, can you unlock matchday 32? I'd really like to talk about it.

[The MAN]

[vtec]

our boys do well under pressure, though. and there's nothing i hate more than the saturday evening game. guess i will read about it on sunday.

[p_maldini_3]

we have the worst players for 1v1 situations. not one of our strikers, bar inzaghi, seems comfortable running at the keeper. its hilarious. we finally started counterattacking yesterday, and we got a good goal, so that's good news.

it's also pretty crazy how much deeper the team has to play when nesta isn't available. uncle fester should keep that in mind, maybe next time our 3rd central defender can be a faster dude than yepes. it changes the entire dynamic of the team, we couldn't press properly and fiorentina was raping us down the flanks. abbiati did well enough to get onto a bunch of those crosses, but his clearances have got to be the worst of any top flight goalkeeper.

[San Paolo]

Ignazio Abate believes Milan must win their next three League games if they want to collect the Scudetto.

The Rossoneri are three points clear of Napoli at the top of the table with just six League matches of the season remaining.

“It will be fundamental to collect nine points from our next three games,” the Italian said ahead of the ties versus Sampdoria, Brescia and Bologna.

The Milan giants underlined their title credentials last night with an impressive 2-1 win at Fiorentina’s Stadio Franchi.

“We knew that we had to get a victory,” the former Torino youngster continued. “It was a triumph that has left fate in our hands.

“With the win we maintained the three point gap we have over Napoli and the five point advantage against Inter.”

Milan have suffered a blow today though with the news that Zlatan Ibrahimovic will miss the next three Serie A games through suspension.
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In other news reports say Ganso will sign for Milan for €27 million in June.

[San Paolo]

from Opta, last night Pato scored his 50th goal in Serie A and for Milan, not one of Pato's half centuary haul has come from the penalty spot.Quality.

[San Paolo]

Berlusconi unleashes the hammer: "We're winning the scudetto and I'm buying Cristiano Ronaldo." Wow.

[p_maldini_3]

he didn't say that. he said if we win the scudetto i'll bring in two champions. as for ronaldo, some dreams do come true.

but seriously, if cock ronaldo comes to milan, i will quit until he is gone. ibra is already the biggest penis in italy, i can't have another one on our team.

[maro]

Is Ibra really the worst of them? What about Robinho and MVB for a start?

[vtec]

ibra is definitely the worst sufferer of SPS (small penis syndrome) on the team. he is the anti-seedorf. he bullies reserve team mates, throws tantrums when things don't go his way, and disappears in any game where there's an iota of pressure. he's clearly got a tiny willie, so he acts like a giant dick instead.

[San Paolo]

[San Paolo]

is this good photoshop or has he signed, the reports were yesterday a deal had been reached for 27 million.

[vtec]

we could not afford ronaldo. we would have to break the transfer record to sign him as real did that and he exceeded their expectations

[The MAN]

It's a publicity stunt, probably Silvio trying to make different sort of headlines than the ones he's been in recently ..Real won't sell, he doesn't want to leave Real, and Milan cannot afford him anyways, lets be realistic about that, there's 0% chance of this is happening.

I hope the 2 quality signings are Ganso + a top LB...a creative, attacking midfielder + a quality LB are our 2 most pressing priories in the summer

[San Paolo]

more bad news is that Ganso looks like he will sign for Corinthians and not come to Europe.

[p_maldini_3]

we need an entire midfield, unless pirlo, seedorf and ambrosini all sign new contracts.

[vtec]

we will need an entire midfield anyway as, except for pirlo, seedorf and ambro will both be subs. right now we have flamini, who doesn't really cut it, boateng, who's on loan, and that's it.

[p_maldini_3]

i think boateng is massively overrated. tec's said it a bunch of times, but his decision making on the ball is exceptionally poor.